Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Lamentations

There are times when being sheltered from the craziness that is T.V. and the internet has its benefit.

How else would you find sensational stories about the fact that porn was found inside of Bin Laden's compound? Titles at various disreputable news agencies, like the New York Post and The Daily News, deliciously cry, "Osama Bin Wankin'!" with strategically placed inserts about, "Whakistan" and "The Porn Identity". 



I crave me a good laugh, like anyone else, but when these laughs come at the expense of a dead mass murderer, I begin to suspect that nothing is sacred or off limits in this world. 
So prepare to welcome the porn movie titles of "Weapons of Mass Seduction", "1000 Arabians in 1 Night", and "Talibuns". If they aren't already out there, they're coming. 
Well, not "coming", you know, but coming, in the sense that...oh, nevermind.


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