Rule #1: There are no coincidences in this universe

Avatars, or spiritual giants, are known to reincarnate throughout the millenniums.
I believe you may have stumbled across a universal truth:
He is actually the Yodi Lama.

I love you

...now riddle me this batman, is it any coincidence that His Holiness, the Dalai Lama sounds oddly similar to Yoda?

You're a Boob

I miss you. I miss us. I miss Florida right about now actually....and Winter hasn't even started! Oy! Actually it hasn't been that bad so far, not for us this year, surprisingly. The West and the South of us have been getting it more. But, I hate being cold in my own home and given the fact that this place is like a friggin' mansion compared to my last place, and as insulated as an anorexic, I'm too scared to turn the heat up too high in fear of not being able to afford the cost! If and when I'm able to find the time to call around for insulating cost I will most definately do so and get 'er done. I'll put it all on credit if I have to. It'll be worth it and save me loads of cash in the long run.
Tonight is the Soda Fountain Christmas party. I've bought a dress and some good liquid eyeliner. Let's see what I can pull off. I'll post pix later if i get any. i have to be to work in 20 min and I haven't brushed my teeth yet. I did at least take a shower and get dressed though...
My mother called this morning. I didn't want to talk. I fained interest for 15 min and then said I had to go, which technically I did, but if it were anyone else I know I would have just gotten ready while talking.
I hope you had a great time yesterday, graduating WITH HONORS!!!! I feel like a shitty friend. I'm honestly heartbroken that I didn't get to go, and extremely disappointed in myself for not paying more attention to the fact that you were graduating and that i didn't make plans to make sure I could be there for it. I'm sorry. I know you'll say I'm being silly, but just accept my apology.
I miss you more than you know.
xoxoxo

Speaking frankly

This is the dress I would love to wear to your wedding, but can't because you're getting married 5,000 miles away. And instead of buying myself new boobs to look great in a dress like this, I'm buying plane tickets. So if you ever wonder how much I love you, remember this:

I love you more than a pair of tits.